键盘侠|6比2后球迷自信切台看喜剧 老詹竟是2米06的吹羊？

【赛后贴】太阳（54胜14负）140-111战胜湖人（28胜38负）。

双方关键球员数据：

太阳：布克30分2板10助4断，艾顿23分16板2助，布里奇斯18分6板3助，克劳德11分5板2断，A-霍勒迪12分4板5助4断，克雷格11分8板。

湖人：詹姆斯31分7板6助，威少13分2板2助，蒙克13分4板4助，安东尼18分1板1助，里夫斯10分4板，布拉德利9分1板。

[–]Sunsbeer_down 2751 points 6 hours ago

"I've heard from a powerful source inside the [Lakers] organization...they're right where they want to be. They'd rather play Phoenix in the first round than Golden State"

—Shaquille O’Neal

太阳球迷：“我从湖人内部非常可靠的消息源那里得知，他们刚好处于他们想要的位置。他们更想要在首轮对阵太阳而不是勇士。”——奥尼尔。

[–]SunsPunctualPolarBear 559 points 6 hours ago

I'm starting to think the source is AD lol

太阳球迷：我开始觉得这个消息源来自浓眉了。

[–][POR] Brandon RoyNevermoreSEA 1538 points 6 hours ago*

There are only a few weeks left in the season. The Lakers have the same amount of wins as the Washington Wizards. They only have 3 more wins than teams like the Blazers and the Spurs.

开拓者球迷：这个赛季没剩几周了。湖人现在胜场数和奇才一样，他们只比开拓者和马刺这样摆烂的球队多3场胜利。

[–]SunsBrazySmalls 1185 points 6 hours ago*

Yeah so is LeBron this season just about scoring and playing like zero defense?

His performance was wild to see tonight. Not crossing half-court, walking through rotations, turning his back on 3pt shooters.

太阳球迷：是啊，詹姆斯这个赛季就是得分，然后场上几乎不防守？

今晚他的表现太疯狂了。回防不过半场，半场阵地散散步，用后背防对面三分。

[–]JoelEmFoulBaiter 847 points 6 hours ago

6 foot 9 Trae Young

球迷：2米06的特雷-杨。

[–]Sunsjustin-meyer 397 points 6 hours ago

At least trae goes back on defence. LeBron made his team play 4 on 5 on numerous occasions tonight.

太阳球迷：这是特雷-杨被黑的最惨的一次，杨好歹还回防呢，詹姆斯今晚无数个回合让球队4防5。

[–]LakersCredk 335 points 6 hours ago

Pretty much. The way he walks around is just pathetic to see, I get that it’s frustrating being on a team with Westbrook but there’s no excuse for that: no doubt people will look at the box score and say he’s had a great game again as they’ve been doing all season

湖人球迷：描述得和他表现基本一致。他散步式的防守真的辣眼睛，我理解和威少在一个队很沮丧，但也没理由不防守啊。毫无疑问人们会看赛后数据，然后说老詹今晚又打了一场伟大的比赛，因为詹密一直都是这么干的。

美媒：自全明星后，老詹没得到50分的比赛，湖人0胜7负。

[–][LAC] Patrick BeverleyRowBoatCop1 1146 points 6 hours ago

Cancel the Play In. Teams that are 10 games under .500 don't deserve it.

湖人球迷：取消附加赛吧。离5成胜率还差10场胜场的球队不配附加赛。

[–]HeatanIlliterateIdiot 422 points 6 hours ago

That’s what I was thinking. 8th seed could be 10 games ahead of 9th. It seems unbelievably unfair in those situations.

热火球迷：我就是这么想的。八号种子可能比九号种子高10个胜场，让这样的球队能参加附加赛太不公平了。

[–]SunsTheOverBored 319 points 6 hours ago

That's what happens when sports league put money over competitive integrity lol.

太阳球迷：当体育联盟视金钱胜过竞争的职业操守时，这种情况就会发生。

[–]Maverickslostshirt2coinflips 1081 points 6 hours ago

Almost 48 minutes of garbage time lmao.

独行侠球迷：感觉看了48分钟的垃圾时间。

[–]GneissFrog 513 points 6 hours ago

If you don't like that, you don't like Lakers basketball.

球迷：如果你不喜欢垃圾时间，说明你不喜欢湖人篮球。

[–]LakersJoan_Of_Arkham 900 points 7 hours ago

Both teams missing their vital players, CP3 on the Suns and Kendrick Nunn for the Lakers. Idk how you can consider this a true measure of firepower tbh.

湖人球迷：两支队都有重要球员缺阵，太阳没有保罗，湖人没有纳恩。有一说一，我编不下去了，这两人实力天壤悬隔。

[–][CHI] Cameron PayneSim888 778 points 7 hours ago

“…They got away with another one!”

– Anthony Davis

公牛球迷：“……又让他们偷鸡一场。”——浓眉。相关新闻>>>因你受伤季后赛才输太阳？浓眉：我们双方都清楚 太阳赢得很侥幸

[–]Sunsplayerayton 572 points 7 hours ago

This was the most predictable result ever after AD had that quote earlier

太阳球迷：在浓眉说过这样的话后，这也是最容易预测的结局了。

[–]ClippersJimiFrusciante96 328 points 8 hours ago

Anthony Davies has talked more shit than he’s played minutes this season

快船球迷：浓眉这赛季扯的犊子比他上场时间还多。

[–]Australiadefiniteone 102 points 6 hours ago

What did he say? I missed it

澳大利亚球迷：他说啥了？我之前没在意。

[–]Sunsplayerayton 324 points 6 hours ago

Anthony Davis, asked if his groin injury is the main reason the Lakers didn’t beat the Suns in the playoffs last year, says: “It was … We know that. They know that … They got away with one”

太阳球迷：浓眉被问道上赛季季后赛湖人输给太阳的主要原因是否是他的腹股沟伤病，“就是说……我们知道的，他们也知道……他们偷了一场胜利。”

[–]LakersNightzey 540 points 7 hours ago

Don't let the score fool you it wasn't that close

湖人球迷：别被比分欺骗了，咱们实力可没那么接近。

[–]Trail Blazerstheseus1234 484 points 7 hours ago

Of the remaining 15 games, 7 Laker games are on national television (vs PHI, @ DAL, @ UTA, vs NOP, vs DEN, @ PHX, @ GSW)

开拓者球迷：在剩余的15场湖人比赛里，有7场全美直播（对太阳，独行侠，爵士，鹈鹕，掘金，太阳和勇士。）

[–]LakersPalifaith 430 points 7 hours ago

I turned the game off when we were up 6-2 to watch re-runs of Seinfeld. How much did we end up winning the game by?

湖人球迷：我们6比2领先的时候就换台了，然后看了重播的《宋飞传》，咱们最后赢了多少分啊？（注：《宋飞传》是美国NBC电视台出品的喜剧，2002年美国权威电视杂志《TV GUIDE》组织的“史上最佳50部电视剧”评选中，本剧排在第一位。因为经常重播，类似于咱们的《还珠格格》）

[–]HeatFirstolympicring 108 points 8 hours ago

Don't worry about it man, put on the Chinese restaurant episode

热火球迷：别担心比赛了，哥们，去看中餐厅那集吧。

[–]SunsIAmGundyy 401 points 8 hours ago

The Lakers are one of the most incredible teams to watch this season. I love them so much

太阳球迷：湖人是本赛季最值得观看的球队之一，我爱死他们了。

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