键盘侠|欧神仙高效表现死神攻防拉胯 乌度卡不叫暂停獭兔性感绝杀

【赛后贴】凯尔特人115-114战胜篮网。

双方关键球员数据：

凯尔特人：塔图姆：31分4板8助5失误（绝杀球）、霍福德20分15板、布朗23分5板3助4断2帽、斯玛特20分7板6助2断。

篮网：杜兰特23分4板3助6失误、欧文39分5板6助4断、塞斯-库里9分6助、克拉克斯顿13分8板3帽、德拉季奇14分5板。

[–]CelticsJordanwolf98 235 points 4 hours ago

In a world in which my heart gives out, we get 7 games

凯尔特人球迷：这样的比赛会让我得心脏病的，而我们却要看7场……

[–][BOS] Marcus SmartDiseaseRidden 140 points 4 hours ago

What, are you trying to murder every Boston and Brooklyn fan?

凯尔特人球迷：7场？你莫不是想让凯尔特人和篮网的球迷都去世？！

[–]1337speakMRS. BRAD STEVENS 1059 points 3 hours ago

FUCKING AMAZING  Oh My Fucking God

凯尔特人球迷：过瘾哪，过瘾！

[–]CelticsHornyBastard37484739 163 points 4 hours ago

TATUM IS THE BEST PLAYER ON THE COURT

凯尔特人球迷：塔图姆就是场上最靓的仔！

[–]SunsBrazySmalls 767 points 4 hours ago*

31 points on 18 shots

8 assists

Lockdown defense on Durant

太阳球迷：18次出手就得31分，还有8次助攻。关键还防住了杜兰特！

[–]BucksWild-Watch- 677 points 4 hours ago

KD : 23 points on 24 shots.

Sheeeeeeesh

雄鹿球迷：杜兰特24投才23分。难以置信啊！

[–]OverusedRedditJoke 1394 points 4 hours ago

Tatum was excellent this game. Playmaking in the first half and took over in the second. He has really progressed this season, especially in his decision making

球迷：塔图姆本场打得合理！上半场组织球队进攻，下半场接管比赛。本赛季他进步太大了，尤其是场上的决定，越来越合理！

[–]FlyingMockoSmart 63 points 4 hours ago

JT isn’t arriving, he’s arrived.

and we are all witnesses

凯尔特人球迷：塔图姆已经降临！我们都是见证者！

[–]Whoareyou213Smart 52 points 3 hours ago

"it was just a layup"

Good answer JT

球迷：塔图姆会云淡风轻地告诉你：“那只不过是个上篮而已”

[–]CelticsBrinner 451 points 4 hours ago

Sexiest walkoff layup I've ever seen in my life

凯尔特人球迷：那可真是我这辈子见过的最性感的上篮了！

[–]Positive_Ad1947 646 points 3 hours ago

Damn. Udoka not calling timeout so Nets cant make a defensive set is ballsy.

球迷：乌度卡胆子真大，居然都不叫暂停！

[–]Raptorssmeg_ 237 points 3 hours ago

Coach called a double team on Kyrie at the end, then didn't call a timeout when they got the ball. Props on a rookie headcoach

猛龙球迷：最后时刻让人去包夹欧文，拿到篮板后还不叫暂停。这是个菜鸟教练，你敢信？

[–]Lakersotiso_niloc 210 points 4 hours ago

Ime looks like a fool if they don’t score, but now he looks like a genius.

湖人球迷：如果那球没进，那乌度卡会被骂死！但现在你会觉得，真他娘的是个天才！

[–][UTA] Othyus Jefferstoasta_oven 2469 points 5 hours ago*

The defense on Durant and Kyrie the last possession. My God

爵士球迷：最后那个回合对欧文和杜兰特的防守，天啦噜！

[–]Lakersmrcarlita 75 points 4 hours ago

For real. That was more impressive than the final offensive possession

湖人球迷：讲真，这防守确实比最后的绝杀让人印象深刻！

Defense wins championships!!

凯尔特人球迷：防守赢得总冠军！

[–]WarriorsBluestring35 228 points 4 hours ago

Bill Russell: Sagely nods

勇士球迷：比尔-拉塞尔点头表示同意。

[–][BOS] Avery Bradleyjeffgreenfan 443 points 4 hours ago

Omg

In addition, fuck Kyrie

凯尔特人球迷：太精彩了！另外，fuck Kyrie （原帖下面用这两个单词盖了很多层楼）

[–]Dickticklers 73 points 3 hours ago

You can see him constantly doing that crying motion to the crowd, so pretentious

球迷：你也看到他一直在挑衅现场球迷，太自大了

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[–]WarriorsMaplestori 301 points 3 hours ago

Kyrie: fasting for Ramadan and embrace peace and good heart, spiritual control and good discipline.

Also Kyrie: suck my dick bitch

勇士球迷：欧文说：要斋月禁食、拥抱和平、要有善良的心、精神控制和良好的纪律。欧文也说了：吃我XX，碧池！

[–][CLE] Kyrie IrvingSomali_Kamikaze 4317 points 7 hours ago

Does anyone really have a problem with Kyrie giving as good as he gets? I thought it made the game so much better.

骑士球迷：只有我一个人觉得欧文这样没问题吗？我觉得这让比赛更有意思了！

[–]CelticsITsLoverBoy 64 points 7 hours ago*

I love it. I just want him to stop pretending he’s above this and “has moved on” when that’s clearly untrue

凯尔特人球迷：我也喜欢这样！但他非要装出一副“这事翻篇了”的样子，可是自己明明没有！

[–]Celticsabrooks1125 44 points 7 hours ago

I personally love when athletes do things like this. Humanizes everything.

But Kyrie doing it, and then trying to act like he’s some intellectual philosopher is a crock of shit.

凯尔特人球迷：个人来说，球员们情绪化一些没什么的。但是欧文这么做了，然后又表现得像个睿智的哲人，这就很恶心了！

[–]CelticsGenuineMasshole 538 points 7 hours ago

Take the Trae Young approach.

凯尔特人球迷：他该学学吹杨！

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[–]BullsButlerFromDowntown 13 points 7 hours ago

I don’t think anyone would have a problem if Kyrie embraced the villain role like Trae has

公牛球迷：如果欧文像吹杨一样，我觉得没有人会这么反感！

[–]TimberwolvesNubras 786 points 5 hours ago

Couldn’t happen to a more annoying guy! Fantastic game by him, undeniably.

森林狼球迷：不能否认欧文的精彩表现。但是，也真没见过比他更让人烦的家伙了！

[–]Magicdurklil 1388 points 5 hours ago

Kyrie masterclass ruined like that lol

魔术球迷：欧神仙的表演就这么被毁了，哈哈哈

[–]76ersNumber1ish 109 points 5 hours ago

KD standing at the foul line letting Tatum run to the hoop watching Dragic and Kyrie guarding the paint… Wow.

76人球迷：杜兰特就那么站在罚球线，让塔图姆跑过去接球，然后看着德拉季奇和欧文在防守禁区……哇哦

[–][OKC] Steven AdamsDeadDay 2051 points 8 hours ago

Who thinks to fucking spin there. Holy hell

雷霆球迷：谁能想到他来了个丝滑的转身！亮瞎眼了！

[–]Kirk_likes_this 506 points 8 hours ago

The nets were surprised, to be sure

球迷：我敢肯定，篮网也惊呆了！

[–][PHI] Dario ŠarićEaglesPvM 419 points 8 hours ago

When Smart started dribbling I said “Smart’s gotta shoot!”

He proved me a fool, great pass

76人球迷：当斯玛特带球突进来时我说“斯玛特要投了”，然后他用一记精妙的传球证明我是个小可爱！

[–]CelticsUndercoverButch 5 points 8 hours ago

His name really fits

凯尔特人球迷：“聪明哥”真聪明！

[–][PHI] Joel EmbiidNotsozander 462 points 8 hours ago

The pass was behind him a bit, probably helped the decision

76人球迷：那个传球有点靠后，塔图姆就决定顺势来个转身！

[–]BucksRedLeader5480 66 points 8 hours ago

The refs said it didn’t count at first and they had to check real quick

雄鹿球迷：裁判员第一时间居然说这球不算！好在他们看回放了！

[–]Rocketsyooston 80 points 8 hours ago

Really? He so obviously got it off in time I thought they were checking to see if any time was remaining

火箭球迷：真的吗？很明显他在灯亮前出手啊！我以为裁判看回放是为了确定进球后是否还有时间剩余！

[–]Celticsftlftlftl 66 points 8 hours ago

It was obvious real time. But the refs were absolute fucking garbage all game so no surprise.

凯尔特人球迷：很明显绝杀球有效！但考虑到裁判整场比赛的垃圾表现，这操作也就不奇怪了！

[–]Raptorsasapshrank 368 points 5 hours ago

incredible coaching by the celtics at the end, kyrie was way too hot not to double team, you had to risk the KD open shot

猛龙球迷：凯尔特人教练真的太敢了！欧文手感火热不得不去包夹，但那可是冒着放杜兰特空位投篮的风险啊！

[–]76ersuno_out271 185 points 5 hours ago

And they wanna play Ben Simmons too lol

Ben would be left so wide open. The hard doubles on KD and Kyrie would be so easy

76人球迷：他们还想让本-西蒙斯上场呢，哈哈哈！西蒙斯会被完全放空，包夹杜兰特和欧文也更容易！

篮网众人：西蒙斯来帮忙啊，他们一直在得分！西蒙斯：呜，我背疼！

[–]76ersRocketWarlock 781 points 5 hours ago

Yea the Celtics have years of experience ignoring Ben in the playoffs

76人球迷：是啊，在放空西蒙斯方面，凯尔特人有多年的经验了！

[–]76ersdaregulater 4 points 5 hours ago

Do you know how painful it was for me today to root for the Celtics???

76人球迷：你知道让我去支持凯尔特人有多痛苦吗？？？

[–]76ersEaglesnSixers 202 points 6 hours ago

If there’s one thing we hate more than the Celtics it’s Ben Simmons. Makes me feel dirty but I’m rooting for the Celtics in this series

76人球迷：如果有比凯尔特人更让我们讨厌的，那一定是本-西蒙斯了。这轮系列赛我支持凯尔特人，即使这感觉像吃了苍蝇一样！

[–]76ersPearlsofRon 5 points 4 hours ago

This is it exactly. I generally dislike Boston teams but I fucking hate Ben Simmons, and whatever team he's on for the rest of his career will be my most hated team. Hope the dude wins nothing.

76人球迷：是这样的，我也不喜欢凯尔特人，但我是真的厌恶西蒙斯。以后他去哪个队，那个队就是我最讨厌的球队。愿他一生无冠！

[–]CelticsSalty-Flamingo 120 points 6 hours ago

I would cheer for you guys against the Nets.

It is kind of dirty, but it has a "Beat LA" feeling too.

凯尔特人球迷：很高兴你我两家球迷能暂时统一战线，虽然很别扭，但这就像大家都会“Beat LA”一样！

[–]WetLikeALake 40 points 5 hours ago

Tatum cooked KD all game long on both ends hopefully it won’t happen again

球迷：塔图姆在攻防两端都拿捏了杜兰特，希望以后别了！

[–]weasleyisronNicolas Claxton 78 points 5 hours ago

If only Clax made at least one of those free throws at the 2 minute mark. Damn

篮网球迷：最后两分钟里，克拉克斯顿能罚中一个球就好了！唉……

[–]iim_Mazz 18 points 6 hours ago

KD and Kyrie have to work like a horse to get a shot but the Celtics get wide open shots easy. The blame for that is coaching

球迷：杜兰特和欧文累成狗了才能获得投篮机会，但是凯尔特人却轻易就能获得空位出手机会。这锅，教练得背！

[–]MacaronEcstatic8095 5 points 6 hours ago

chill guys. kd had a bad game but we only lost by 1… many things can be worked on, wednesday is gonna be good

球迷：杜兰特打的是不好，但我们也只是输了一场。我们能做的还有很多，我相信周三会好的！

[–]Numero_20sage kyrie  102 points 5 hours ago

I mean what a game though. Kyrie almost made me have a heart attack. Even though it was a loss, this game just made me love basketball and the team even more.

篮网球迷：我想说：精彩的比赛！欧文差点让我心脏病发作了。虽然输了，但这场比赛让我更爱篮球更爱这支球队了。

[–]Ok_Journalist_9627 5 points 5 hours ago

Don’t be a fake fan. I stand with Kyrie. Fuck Boston we will be back.

球迷：作为球迷就要刚！我支持欧文。去他的波士顿，我们要干回来！

[–]rebirthandrecover 5 points 3 hours ago

Celtics fan here. Playing against Kyrie is always so stressful - comfortable lead doesn’t exist. This feels like it’s going to be the best series of the postseason. Here’s to healthy players and fair officiating. Best of luck.

球迷：我是凯尔特人球迷。与欧文的比赛总是充满压力——我们不可能轻松领先。感觉这将是季后赛中最好的系列赛。愿球员都保持健康，愿裁判都公平公正！祝好运！

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